10. A Very Long Engagement (2004)
I had recently seen up-and-coming French actress Audrey Tautou in her breakout performance, Amelie. A Very Long Engagement was her follow-up movie, directed by Amelie maestro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, whose colorful, opulent style really makes the screen pop. Engagement was also my first exposure to Frenchwoman Marion Cotillard, who plays the memorable, screen-stealing Tina Lombardi, a Corsican prostitute on a mission of vengeance.
A Very Long Engagement stars Tautou as Matilde, a polio-stricken young woman whose fallen in love with a young solider named Manech. They pass the time on their bluff, waiting for the opportune moment to marry and live happily ever after. But when Manech is shipped off to World War I, Mathilde's heart is broken, though she will wait patiently for his return. When he in fact does not, Mathilde's family fears him dead, though she herself refuses to believe it, and conjures up little happenstances to prove to herself that he's still alive.While the story teeters onto Tina from time to time, Mathilde and her manic search gets most of the airplay, and with good reason. Engagement is a sentimental love story and a mystery in one as Mathilde conducts interviews and tries to connect the dots on Manech's disappearance.
Director Jeunet is known for quirky films, and his glossy direction made him a surprising choice to direct Alien: Resurrection. Be that as it may, there was a point when Jeunet and Audrey Tautou worked together on a string of movies. While Tautou played different characters in said movies, they played out similarly with the quirks and happenstances created by Jeunet. A Very Long Engagement is an endearing love story that takes you with Mathilde on her incredulous journey. And because she never seems to become dissuaded in her search, the audience doesn't either.
9. Queen Margot (1994)
Queen Margot, or La Reine Margot, is another French film, one that tackles the historical melee of the Massacre of St. Bartholomew. This incident was incited when the arranged marriage between Catholic Marguerite de Valois and Protestant Henri de Navarre unfolds in Paris. Both factions of worshipers are brought together for the event, which left thousands of ambushed Protestants dead in the streets. One of the catalysts for the event was none other than the infamous Catherine de Medici, the mother of Margot. The movie was based a novel by The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo mastermind, Alexandre Dumas.I'll be honest. While it's a great story in the midst of such religious and civil strife, I like this movie just as much for the exquisite costumes. I'm a sucker for a good costume drama, which is just of the reasons why I've really been into Ovation's Versailles. Queen Margot is extremely dramatic, with excellent music and even better acting. The French certainly know to do drama, with an all-star cast of French-speaking delight (Danile Auteuil, Vincent Perez, Pascal Greggory, Jean-Hughes Anglade, Asia Argento).
Trapped in a loveless marriage to a man she's not even attracted to, young Margot is led by her ladies-in-waiting to the streets of Paris, under disguise to avoid detection. It's there that she comes across random hottie, La Mole (Vincent Perez), with whom she eventually falls for. Well, this is the night before the infamous Massacre, and love is hard to hold onto when your family plots and back-stabs and the people of Paris riot in the streets.
Queen Margot is an unforgettable movie in the French canon, that's for sure. Sometimes, if I'm watching a movie that takes place in France, I would certainly rather the actors be speaking French. Call me a movie snob, call me a perfectionist, but if a movie takes place in a certain country where the people speak a certain way, then make it happen the way it actually would given the circumstance. Just saying.
8. Musa the Warrior (2001)
Musa the Warrior is about a troupe of Korean diplomats who journey to China to seek peace relations in the 14th century. Chinese officials then wrongly accuse the delegates of trying to assassinate the emperor, banishing them to the Gobi Desert. Most of the Korean diplomats, including elders, slaves, and military men, survive the first wave of heat, but soon come across a Yuan Mongol horde who kidnapped the Chinese princess. Eager to return to the good graces of the Chinese, the Koreans attack the Mongols. But when the Mongol general sees how slave-turned warrior Yeo-sol fights, he is eager to try and recruit him into the Yuan army.
Musa the Warrior portrays a complicated love triangle, played out by Yeo-sol, Princess Bu-Yong, and Korean general Choi Jung. Choi tries to win her heart with his raging bravado, while Yeo-sol walks softly but carries a big spear - one that he really knows how to use. The climactic battle in the end is epic, with nearly every Korean diplomat getting in on the action - some of them, to save the lives of an elderly group loyal to the princess and the Ming Dynasty.
7. Apocalypto (2006)
Apocalypto follows the story a young family man named Jaguar Paw. He's devoted to his wife and kids, his father, and his fellow tribesmen as they hunt the grounds hunted by their fathers, and their fathers' fathers. The problem comes in when a neighboring tribe raids their village, slaughters half its people, and kills Jaguar Paw's father. The tribe's crops are suffering, and as a direct result, they've sent out a raiding party to find human sacrifices to appease their gods.
Jaguar Paw seems destined for greater things when he is fortuitously spared from a ghastly decapitation at the top of a pyramid. This is when he escapes, and Jaguar Paw and the raiding party play cat and mouse all the way back to where they started from. Meanwhile, Jaguar Paw's family is running out of time, and only he can save them before they drown. Of course, this is only after he upends each member of the enemy warriors in one epic scrap of a third act.
6. Centurion (2010)
The Pict killers converge on the Roman contingent as they leap over waterfalls, hike through snowy mountains, and try to outrun a pack of wolves. Fassbender, Dominic West (Virilus), and Kurylenko as Etain give memorable performances, and director Neil Marshall does an excellent job of blurring the line between good guy and bad guy. Though we like Dias, the Romans were unjust in their occupation of the land, and we just as much see ourselves rooting for Etain and the Picts.
5. The 13th Warrior (1999)
I remember seeing this one when it was in theaters, then buying it as soon as it was on DVD. The story seems to unfold a little too quickly, and it based on the book Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton. While some of the scenes are rushed, the dialogue and the character transformations more than make up for it, giving us an excellent, and the only look, at the Swedish Viking exploits in Eurasia.
Ahmed Ibn Fadlan is an Arab poet turned emissary, exiled from Baghdad for bedding the wife of an aristocrat. We have to gather as much, or read it from the book, sadly. The movie skims the incident, starting off the first real scene of the film with Fadlan's travels and initial meeting with the Northmen on the Volga River in Middle Age Russia. These Northmen are the Swedish Vikings, the Varagians, or the Rus, who traded up and down the River and eventually settled in what is now Kiev, Ukraine. This is Hollywood's sole depiction of the Rus, and despite their occupation as traders, they are excellent warriors. They are led by soft-spoken but well-respected Buliwyf (pronounced Bull-vy).The 13th Warrior is great because of Fadlan's transformation from a wordsmith to a warrior, guided indirectly by the Northmen's bravado. The Arab proves his worth on more than one occasion, earning him the respect of his Scandinavian brethren. This movie also has an indirect look at religious tolerance, Fadlan and his closest Viking friend, Herger, promising to pray to their respective gods for one another. Before the end battle, Fadlan even recites the Viking prayer along with the Northmen, each one reciting a line as the enemy forces line up against them.
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4. Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
The movie stars Orlando Bloom (Pirates of Caribbean), Eva Green (Penny Dreadful), and Liam Neeson as Baron Godfrey de Ibelin, a Crusader returned to France to confront the son (Bloom) he left behind. Bloom plays Balien de Ibelin, an honest blacksmith whose wife has just committed suicide in the wake of their child's death. The hits come quickly, as Balien is approached by a member of the local French clergy, who informs him that since she took her own life, the wife is now condemned to eternal hell and cannot be buried on the Church grounds. This ends badly for him, as Balien drowns the man in a sea of flames. It's only when he is hunted down that Balien joins his father and a brood of Crusaders towards the Holy Land. Godfrey then passes the torch to Balien, making him Baron de Ibelin.
This is when Balien meets Guy de Lusignan and Reynald de Chatillon, who are powerful military commanders pushing for constant war against against the Muslims, led by historical figure, Saladin. Balien also meets the French Queen of Jerusalem, Sybilla, who he immediately develops a thing for. Guy and Reynald plot to kill Balien, Balien gets mistaken for one of them essentially, and it fall to the young Baron of Ibelin to defend the city of Jerusalem from the encroaching forces of Islam.3. Gladiator (2000)
This scene is one of my favorites in movie history in probably the best alternate history movie I've ever seen. I don't think the writers meant for it to be that way, and I don't want to sound like a history snob, but Marcus Aurelius wasn't killed by his son, Commodus, and Commodus never died in the Colesseum. Though this movie would have one believe that. Though Gladiator doesn't look create an alternate history, or not directly anyway, it's still a great movie.Gladiator gives us a glimpse at one of my favorite historical figures, Marcus Aurelius, played expertly by screen legend Richard Harris. They called Aurelius the philosopher-king, though king was a dirty word in the mind of Romans. He was essentially a Roman emperor who daily practiced stoicism. He was incredibly humble, thankful, kind, modest, and stoic. I own and revere his journals, The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius. In the movie, he is always questioning his position in Rome, his duties to Rome, and how he might be viewed in the grander scale of history. Maximus, who is more like a son to him than his own, carries on that sort of honor toward those who share his path. He is rendered an equal to the slaves he fights alongside, never once telling them that he was once a decorated Roman general.
2. 300 (2007)
1. Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)
Based on the actual events that plagued the French province of Gevaudan in 1764, Brotherhood opens with the onset of the French Revolution, told by humble aristocrat, Thomas D'Apcher. He recalls how his friends, naturalist and infamous libertine, Gregoire de Fronsac, and his companion, the stoic Iroquois, Mani, arrive in Gevaudan to assist the local aristocrats with their serial slaying problem. That problem comes in the form of a string of beastly killings on women and children in the area. No one can seem to understand what is laying waste to the local peasants, but the Gevaudan wolf population certainly gets the blame. Fronsac and Mani are a little hesitant to believe it. From the findings of their investigations, the attacks are more brutal, and suggest a larger animal than what the aristocratic propaganda puts forth.
Fronsac has caught the eye of Marianne de Morangias, a pure beauty whose jealous brother, Jean-Francois (Vincent Cassel), does all he can to shield her away. Marianne also dismisses Fronsac's advances, as she knows of his reputation as a libertine. This leads Fronsac, Mani, and Thomas D'Apcher to a local brothel, where Fronsac meets French-speaking Florentine Italian Sylvia (Monica Bellucci). She seems to know more than she should, speaking short, cryptic lines on desire and a sort of non-partisan all-knowledge.As the plot thickens, Fronsac shows us his true colors, as he for the first time displays his tendencies for fighting. He eventually takes on the Mani role, unleashing a plethora of skills with swords, guns, and a bow. He takes on a slew of French gypsies on the way to uncovering the truth about the Beast of Gevaudan - an unbelievable one that's stranger than fiction. The action is fierce, well-crafted, and even cooler when placed inside of a melodramatic costume drama. The costumes are elaborate, the dialogue is coy and witty and fast-paced, and the music is earthy and gritty. Brotherhood of the Wolf is in a genre of its own, which is why it probably tops this list. I had always hoped that based on its success, Canal Studios and Christophe Gans would once again team up for another gargantuan effort.

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